Over at pointlesswasteoftime.com there's a collection of fake book covers (like the one above) you can slap over the final Harry Potter novel, just in case you're embarassed to read it in front of your tough guy friends. The covers are very funny. But the fake blurbs are even better. God, would I kill for a blurb like "Will completely blow your shit off."Oh, and take note of the third cover down: McDead. Somebody should tell these guys that Ken Bruen already wrote that.
(Props to Drew Lazor for sending this my way.)
I'm totally writing TITHOOKER. In fact, I'm printing out DEATH HALL and putting it over any book I happen to be reading at the time.
ReplyDeleteYeah, TITHOOKER sounds like a gem, doesn't it? The sad thing, in all honesty, is that I'd happily read half of the books listed.
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