Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Cable: Kind of a Slut

At least according to Uncanny X-Men.net's X-Men Universe Relationship Chart (via BoingBoing).

7 comments:

bonniegrrl said...

Meanwhile, Deadpool has serious commitment issues.

grifter said...

i can't even find Cable. damn you, Louise Simonson, Rob Liefeld, Chris Claremont et al. Duane gets a pass.

Ryan K Lindsay said...

I'm pretty sure the Matt Murdock with the thousand lines coming out of him like he's a Christmas tree should be the best.

Mike MacLean said...

They’ve forgotten Cable’s one night, tequila-fueled stand with THE TOAD. I’ve often heard Cable loves a man with powerful thighs.

Speaking of the toad, do I see a relationship line linking him to the Scarlet Witch? WTF!!? How’d his Quasimodo-looking ass score a piece like her? (Now, that’s a fucking comic I want to read) Dude must being laying some serious pipe.

Ugg, I even sickened myself with that one.

Mauro said...

Well, when most of the chicks you're with get killed, that's what happens. Domino has "luck", or she'd probably be dead too. Just remember, Cable's a slut that can break your neck!

Edward Kaye said...

Cable! Such a dirty bugger! Though, have you seen how sexy all the girls are in comics? Not an ugly one amongst them... Hells, if I could, I would ;)

Weird, for a second I saw the hope Summers link and though it was saying he did it with hope the Messiah girl. Now that comic would not pass The CCA!

Kieran Shea said...

This chart should be employed in health classes showing just how easy it is to contract Chlamydia.