Thursday, May 07, 2009

Chuck P. and Me

Chuck Palahniuk is coming to the Free Library of Philadelphia tomorrow night, and I've been asked to MC and do a live Q&A. The event is free, but you'll definitely want to show up early, especially if you want a seat or a book signed. (I believe the line starts forming at 5 p.m.) There will be games, prizes, questions, fairy tales... all of kinds of fun stuff. Palahniuk is here on tour for his latest novel, Pygmy, which is about a pre-teen terrorist army posing as foreign exchange students, and narrated by a "agent number 67" in the freakiest, most hyper-violent voice since A Clockwork Orange. Here's a sample, from the very first page, as agent number 67 sizes up a passport control officer:

Man, ancient penned anial dying of too tall, pooled heavy glood hanging in leg veins. Trapped all day, then could be next walk to toilet pow-pow, clot knock out brain.

Hope to see some of you there. And if you have any questions you'd like me to ask on your behalf, leave them in the comments below.

Update: Here's a podcast of the program, courtesy the Free Library's Andrew Kahan.

8 comments:

jedidiah ayres said...

Chuck puts on a show... wish I could be there for the Q&A

eviljwinter said...

But the first rule is, you can't talk about it.

And the second rule is...

Jacob Weaver said...

What are the odds teleportation is perfected by tomorrow? I'm going to the DC signing Saturday but I'd kill to hear your Q&A. Darn kids and adult responsibilities....

bernard crowshit said...

Ask him what he thinks about academics and thier assorted thesis' on the real meaning behind his works or ask if he gets alot of groupies throwing themselves at him.
I got to meet him before at a university and have since lost my copy of fight club on vhs he signed and doodled on. I lost it in a hurricane, so its not like i just lost it being an ass.

kleeruby1 said...

Ask Chuck what he thinks about people extracting motivational quotes from his books or maybe ask him how he is able to bond with so many different kinds of individuals

Felix Cruz said...

Duane,
Elmore Leonard is supposed to be there on the 14th for the release of Road Dogs. Do you think the crowd will be as big for him? I'm trying to figure out how early I should get there.

Thanks.

Duane Swierczynski said...

Felix: No idea, but I'm pretty sure I'll be there.

Buck said...

Mr. Crowshit, if you're gonna lose a video, a hurricane is the way to go.