I'm up at this ungodly hour on a Saturday morning because I'm trying to drink enough Diet Coke Plus (now with vitamins and minerals!) to become alert enough to operate a motor vehicle and drive it to New York City for BookExpo America. Diet Coke Plus is interesting; tastes just like the Diet Coke I know and love (and drink every morning, because Swierczy doesn't do coffee) with absolutely no side effects whatsoever except my heart racing a little more quickly and oh did I mention that Jon McGoran (a.k.a. D.H. Dublin) will be joining me for the ride as well as Ed "Hardcore Book Nerd" Pettit so that's why I have to leave soon because i'm picking them up first before headed to the turnpike and then to new york city where I have to find parking my god hope i'm not late because itll be just like that dream i had once where i was late for my own brain surgery and all of the surgeons stood there and pointed and laughed and laughedandlaughedandlaughed and then the guy with the bonesaw said okay funs over lets get this guys skullcracked and i freakedand said the onlything that came to mind: how do you like your blue eyed boy now mr death...
Wow. Diet Coke Plus. Swierczy says: Thumbs up!
I love a good e.e. cummings reference.
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I attended Book Expo yesterday and it was like a sauna - hundred's of people blocking every aisle. Will be interested if you find any decent crime ARCS. Most of the small houses had nothing - did pick up an Izzo from Europa Editions - but by and large not much crime for free
ReplyDeleteI'm both jealous and glad I'm not with you guys today. Hope all goes well.
ReplyDeleteDang its hot on the east coast. Where's the desert when you need it?!?!?
I got to gt me some of that Diet Coke Plus. Are you sure they're telling the truth about the "plus"?
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