Will You Be My Friend?

I finally chugged the Kool-Aid and now, like the rest of the whippersnappers, I'm on the Myspace. I'd been hearing for years how all the young kids were hopped up on the Myspace, and I could only assume no good would come of it. Then I saw that perfectly respectable middle-aged men like Allan "Sunshine" Guthrie and Jason Starr were also on the Myspace, as well as cool cats like Ed Brubaker, Jack Ketchum and Warren Ellis. How bad could the Myspace be? So like Lester Burnham firing up a joint in his garage, I went and got all up in the Myspace.

If you're hooked on the Myspace, too, stop and by and visit my admittedly lame page. And if you'd like, ask to be my friend. Because I'll mostly likely say yes. Unless you're trying to sell me the Cialis.